ARAMINTA!!!!

It was a normal day in Facility 52, when Doctor Steven and Rodgers were discussing their interests. Suddenly, Araminta (aka CCC-32.1) walked in, and Rodgers immediately put on a smile and said "Hiiii Araminta!". Araminta smiled and waved back in her childish way, and walked on. She walked on past the (open) checkpoint into the maintenance wing of the Facility, usually restricted for anomalies like her. But Stevens and Rodgers were fighting, instead of stopping her. "WHY'D YOU TAKE MY CCC-36.1 BOTTLE" Stevens shouted at Rodgers. Rodgers responded, just as angrily, with "THATS NOT ALLOWED!". While Stevens and Rodgers fought, Araminta proceeded into a new room which she had not seen before. Suddenly, over the intercom, the voice of Araminta saying "Yay!" echoed through the facility. Rodgers turned and saw the open checkpoint doors, usually restricted to Level 3-Gamma access. "uh oh" Rodgers said.

Stevens ran through the checkpoint toward the Main Lockdown Control Room, which controlled the intercom and internal lockdowns. "EMERGENCY PROCEDURE ALFA-ROMEO HAS BEEN ENACTED. ALL DOORS IN THE FACILITY HAVE BEEN LOCKED!" the announcer shouted across the facility. Stevens barely made it to the door to the lockdown control room. Trying his keycard, the door only beeped and the reader said "LOCKED". "Minty Minty! Could you unlock the Facility doors?" Stevens inquired, to which Araminta responded "How?" sheepishly. Stevens replied with "Just press the same button you pressed before! Its that simple Minty! You can do it!". After a few seconds of tense waiting, the robotic sounding announcer shouted "ONSITE NUCLEAR WARHEADS HAVE BEEN ARMED!". Stevens almost fainted. Rodgers really fainted. Doctor Woode, who had been onsite to distribute his smuggled CCC-36.1, dropped his CCC-36.1 mug. Doctor Connor was too busy listening to music to hear the announcement.

Adding to Stevens already shocked mental state, Mr XP (CCC-35) opened a door and walked to Stevens. "WHAT! How?" Stevens managed to say in his almost catatonic state. "Oh, a simple hack. This clearly demonstrates the superiority of Windows XP over other operating systems, because-" Steven cut Mr XP off. "OPEN THIS DOOR FAST!" he shouted, "ARAMINTA ACCIDENTALLY ARMED THE NUCLEAR WARHEADS! OPEN IT!" Stevens shouted, causing 35 to start loading. Upon finishing his little freeze, Mr XP immediately got to work. Unscrewing the keycard reader and opening it, Mr XP expertly plugged a cable into his ear and started loading. "Ooh, this ones real tight, will take a bit longer! This- EMERGENCY SECURITY SYSTEM?" suddenly Mr XP started getting electrocuted. "ARAMINTA! OPEN THE DOOR! THERES A BIG SHINY RED BUTTON! COME HERE AND PRESS IT!" Steven shouted in the dire situation. Unexpectedly, the door opened, a pleased looking Araminta standing in the doorway. "Yay!" she said, ignoring the collapsed Mr XP sprawled on the floor. Stevens ran to the control panel and quickly disabled the lockdown and warheads. "Good job Minty!" he said, trying to keep his composure, "Good job".