CCC-65

Containment
CCC-65 is to be kept inside its 2m x 2m x 2m containment unit. Tests can be conducted inside the containment unit. No personnel other than Class-Zeta being used in tests are to wear the hat.

Description
CCC-65 is a grey straw hat. It has no identifiable branding. When put on, CCC-65 will immediately erase itself from the memory of the person that put it on (CCC-65.1). CCC-65.1 will have no memory of CCC-65 ever existing, and will be unable to perceive it. They will vehemently deny wearing a hat at all. The hat can be removed by other people, though CCC-65.1 will attempt to stop them trying.

Test Logs
Test 1: Class-Zeta (Zeta-65-1) entered containment cell. Zeta-65-1 puts CCC-65 on his head. Doctor Woode asks, "Are you wearing a hat?", to which Zeta-65-1 responds, "What? I'm not wearing a hat!". Doctor Woode asks Zeta-65-1, "Then why are you here?", and Zeta-65-1 shakes his head furiously and asks to leave the test chamber. Test End. Test 2: Class-Zeta (Zeta-65-1) entered containment cell. Zeta-65-1 puts CCC-65 on his head. Doctor Woode asks him to feel his head. Zeta-65-1 says ,"Why would I do that? I'm not wearing a hat! Wait, have I done this before?". A Guard (Agent Adam) aims a gun at Zeta-65-1 and threatens him with death if he does not feel his head. Zeta-65-1 persists and is terminated. Janitorial Department called. Test End. Test 3: Class-Zetas (Zeta-65-2 and -3) enter containment cell. Zeta-65-2 places CCC-65 on his head. Zeta-65-3 is instructed to remove CCC-65 from Zeta-65-2. A fight ensues, resulting in Zeta-65-3 prevailing and rendering Zeta-65-2 unconscious. Test End.