Facility 16

Welcome to Facility 16! To be compared with the others, this is probably the safest (THATS SUBJECTIVE - Doctor Moore)

What do we have contained?
We have CCC-27, he has a really good perspective on life, 26 (so ADORABLE!!!), 25 (Don't say you want to go to the core of the sun!!!), 16, It's really addictive, 29, Its really fluffy, and even more! Don't say it's too boring, and we get all the safer anomalies! We are just near a civilian centre! Using CCC-15 to phase into the grocery store is really funny, and the look on those commoners when they see you materialise before there eyes! Its the best!

Any Dangers?
Not as many as most of the other secure facilities. Seriously, we're even safer than that goddamn Facility 77.

Job Placements?
We need a new CCC Lead Researcher after the last one accidentally touched CCC-23.3. I don't even know what that is, or why he shot himself the next day! I'm only a Class-Delta assistant scientist! I'm just writing a goddamn Facility 16 Brochure! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE EVEN A Ugh looks like I'm writing the article - Doctor Moore.

Whats it like?
Well of course theres lots of paperwork. Also we provide all the food for some of the other facilities so we have to go shopping every now and then. Thats literally why TF Psi-2. Poor guys. At least they get to abuse CCC-15 to materialise in shopping centres. Sounds like fun to me, why do they say that they hate their job?