Greetings from Facility 39

Greetings from the mostly amazing Facility 39! Built on top of an eternally dark cave where dead bodies COME TO LIFE, we are relatively chill place, just DON'T FEED THE CCC-14!

What do we have?
A pack of CCC-14 (unfortunately, they're so annoying and look ugly), CCC-18 (7 to be exact. SEVEN TONNES WORTH OF EXPLOSIVES), CCC-17 specimens (IF YOU SEE SOMETHING OUT OF PLACE, BLOW IT TO PIECES! THEY ALWAYS GET OUT), CCC-30 (duh, what do you think we were built on), and the Fire Elemental, he's real hot. No really, he is REAL HOT! Shut up, thats not what I mean. Maybe some more, the dumb Intern wasn't bothered to list them all here.

Is it Dangerous
Nope, if we don't like you we will chuck you into the incinerator shaft.

Any jobs?
Need another lead researcher for CCC-17, the last one payed too much attention to the stripy vase on his desktop. Poor guy, all that was left of him was his skinned corpse. Made a huge mess. CCC-14 are dumb, and almost killed the site director. Those bastards. Wait, I'm meant to be writing a brochure for newbies? Godamnit. Those stupid-. Thats ENOUGH, PR Director Hugh. YOUR FIRED - Site Director Wallace.

Whats it like?
We are living research division actually, so most of the "living" CCC's such as CCC-14 or CCC-17 are contained here.