CCC-01

Containment:
CCC-01 is to be kept in a perfectly normal banana storage container. 3 guards are to be assigned to the cell daily. In the event of a containment breach, cell self destruct is to be activated.

Description:
CCC-01 is a totally normal banana, that is to be contained purely for the purpose of [REDACTED]. This is because [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. Due to these highly important [REDACTED], CCC-01 must be heavily contained. In the event of a breach, the world will end full stop. For the good of humanity, Procedure Omega 17 is to be enacted daily. Failure will result in the end of the world, full stop. This is not a joke. Taking this as a joke will result in your immediate [REDACTED]. Due to [REDACTED], an apple cannot be taken within 138.343249 cm of CCC-01. Failure to follow this rule will result in [REDACTED]. No, this is not a filler to make this article longer. Failure to believe this will result in [REDACTED].