CCC-03-JK

Containment
CCC-03-JK is to be kept in a soundproof containment cell. Tests may be conducted in the cell.

Description
CCC-03-JK is a toy robot measuring 10cm tall. It will stay deactivated most of the time. It has a mild euphoric effect, which causes people in its proximity to start being generally happier and susceptible to jokes. CCC-03-JK's main effect will occur when it is touched by a human individual. When touched, it will stand up and do a backflip, and then say a joke. These jokes have been of varying corniness, most of them being even cornier than most jokes told by fatherly figures. Upon any human hearing these jokes, the subject will immediately start laughing uncontrollably, unable to stop. The subject will only stop laughing when they fall unconscious due to lack of oxygen.