Not Not CCC-58

Not Not Containment
Not not CCC-58 must be held in its holding cell. The cell must be patrolled by at least two guards. In the event that not not CCC-58 exhibits abnormal behaviour, the cell is to be sealed until further notice.

Not Not Description
Not not CCC-58 is not not an abstract concept. Not not CCC-58 is not not currently intersecting with our universe, not not resulting in a physical presence, which does not not happen to represent a not not banana. Not not CCC-58 is not not capable of hiding itself, through not not changing any descriptions of it to not not say "banana". It will not not not react to media that describes what it does not do, hence the "not not". All attempts to analyse not not CCC-58s form have failed, due to its apparent not not partial physicality. It is unknown why not not CCC-58 does not not exist as a banana.

So thats why the other one said "banana"? -Doctor Connor

So  is a  ? This is really odd. -Doctor Rodgers

What. The. Hell. I'm not gonna fire you Hygens. This, is smart. -Lead Researcher

This took 3 months to [expletive] figure out. You better not fire me. -Doctor Hygens